Category: Joke Board
Sneezing Disorder
A man and a woman are seated next to each other in First Class on a plane.
The woman sneezes, and then takes a tissue and gently wipes up under her
skirt between
her legs. The man isn't sure he actually saw what he saw and decides he is
hallucinating.
A few minutes pass.
The woman sneezes again, takes a tissue, and gently wipes between her legs.
The
man is about to go nuts, he can't believe what he is seeing. A few more
minutes
pass. When the woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently
wipes it
between her legs yet again. The man has finally had all he can handle. He
turns
to the woman and says "Three times you have sneezed, and three times you've
taken
a tissue and wiped it between your legs ... What kind of signals are you
sending
me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?"
The woman replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare
medical
condition, such that when I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for
it?"
The woman looks at him and says "Black Pepper".
hehehehehehe
Yet another good one! LOL